your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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