I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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