is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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