I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
This house was built for laser tag.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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