that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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