1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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