I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
