On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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