i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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