I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."