I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize
