Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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