Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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