I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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