To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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