Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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