i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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