honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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