ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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