Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Come see our sink grown plant.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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