Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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