i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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