i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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