after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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