ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Is it penis luge time yet?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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