I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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