Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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