Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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