i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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