I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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