Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize