I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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