Pants 0. Shit 1.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
should my penis look like a turkey
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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