I think I died a long time ago.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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