Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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