I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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