Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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