TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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