Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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