So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
