I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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