I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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