there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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