i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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