After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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