I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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