so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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