What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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