I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
