Buhtt sex?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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