why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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