C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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