I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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