so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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